Transcript from Biggy's Visit to Eclipsus' house. (transcripted from security footage)

[Biggy walks up to Eclipsus' Door] Well, Eclipsus, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Biggy. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. [Biggy sits down, and Eclipsus walks into his kitchen, finding that his roast is on fire] Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Eclipsus. [Eclipsus then opens the window and puts his leg through it. Then, Biggy walks through the door to find Eclipsus' leg through the window] Eclipsus, what are you doing? I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Eclipsus? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. [Biggy leaves the room, and Eclipsus escapes through the window, bringing back food from Bigsdonalds] Biggy, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. Oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate Prangtig. Really. Well, I'm from that same city, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, it's only on my street. I see. [Eclipsus starts drinking wine, while Biggy starts eating his hamburger] You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at my establishment; Bigsdonalds. Oh, no. Patented Eclipsus burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. [Eclipsus walks into his kitchen, sees that it is on fire, then walks out] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. [Eclipsus and Biggy walk out of the burning building] Eclipsus! The house is on fire! No, Micah. It's just the northern lights. Well, Eclipsus, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.